Monday, May 01, 2006
Wow, Just Wow
Stephen Colbert just managed to become way more awesome than John Stewert, and I never thought it was possible.
Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIRXur61II
Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN0INDOkFuo
Watch this (only for completeness sake, it's not as good): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJvar7BKwvQ
This site pretty much sums it all up: http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/
How many people do you think could stand up on live TV, in front of the entire administration, and rip every single person in the room? Stephen Colbert did, because Stephen Colbert has some solid brass cojones.
Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIRXur61II
Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN0INDOkFuo
Watch this (only for completeness sake, it's not as good): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJvar7BKwvQ
This site pretty much sums it all up: http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/
How many people do you think could stand up on live TV, in front of the entire administration, and rip every single person in the room? Stephen Colbert did, because Stephen Colbert has some solid brass cojones.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
For The Win
So here's the question of the day...
Say you were on death row, and you got your choice of your last meal before they put you down. Let's also say you are seriously allergic to shellfish or something. So you ask for a big ol' crab dinner, that's not unusual or anything I would assume.
So as your throat swells shut, do the guards call a paramedic to save your life just so they can kill you or do they let you die?
P.S. I've decided that Spaghetti Os and Jack Daniels would be the most trailer trash last meal ever.
Say you were on death row, and you got your choice of your last meal before they put you down. Let's also say you are seriously allergic to shellfish or something. So you ask for a big ol' crab dinner, that's not unusual or anything I would assume.
So as your throat swells shut, do the guards call a paramedic to save your life just so they can kill you or do they let you die?
P.S. I've decided that Spaghetti Os and Jack Daniels would be the most trailer trash last meal ever.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
It's About To Get Philisophical Up In Here
What is what is is the question I guess.
What's the most breathtaking sight you've ever seen? Or the brightest color? The greatest painting?
Isn't it really nothing though? What if air wasn't see through? How could you see anything if nothing was in the way?
What about odors? Best smelling dinner? Flower? Old Spice?
What if air had a detectable smell all of the time? How could you smell anything unless you've smelled nothing?
What about touch, taste, sound? What if all those molecules of Oxygen and Nitrogen created an audible sound when they crash into each other? Could you really enjoy your favorite band if there was the deafening sound of atoms crashing all the time?
Is nothing the greatest sound ever? The greatest sight? The greatest taste? The greatest odor? The greatest feeling?
Apprantly nothing fasicnates me.
What's the most breathtaking sight you've ever seen? Or the brightest color? The greatest painting?
Isn't it really nothing though? What if air wasn't see through? How could you see anything if nothing was in the way?
What about odors? Best smelling dinner? Flower? Old Spice?
What if air had a detectable smell all of the time? How could you smell anything unless you've smelled nothing?
What about touch, taste, sound? What if all those molecules of Oxygen and Nitrogen created an audible sound when they crash into each other? Could you really enjoy your favorite band if there was the deafening sound of atoms crashing all the time?
Is nothing the greatest sound ever? The greatest sight? The greatest taste? The greatest odor? The greatest feeling?
Apprantly nothing fasicnates me.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Productivity Seems To Be Down
I had class from 11am - 1pm today, afterwards I proceeded to play guitar and watch Comedy Central till 10:30 pm and that concluded my Monday's worth of activities. I only wish there was some way to motivate myself to do work. 15 credit hours is bullshit and I knew I never should have taken so little. As has always been the case I can't work unless I know that I don't have a lot of time to do it.
Back when I used to play sports in school this was made apparant to me. The times that I had to go to practice or games my grades were always better then during the offseason. If I come home from class and know that I'll have some obscene amount of time to complete some mundane bullshit that I don't care about I have no motivation to do it. When I came home after some sporting session and knew that I was going to crash in about 2 hours I knew that I had to get my shit done and I did so.
What's even worse is that I don't really pay attention for the majority of my classes anyway. My only motivation to go to my classes is so I can do the daily crossword puzzle. My life revolves around eating, sleeping, guitaring, and doing crossword puzzles. Ridiculous.
Back when I used to play sports in school this was made apparant to me. The times that I had to go to practice or games my grades were always better then during the offseason. If I come home from class and know that I'll have some obscene amount of time to complete some mundane bullshit that I don't care about I have no motivation to do it. When I came home after some sporting session and knew that I was going to crash in about 2 hours I knew that I had to get my shit done and I did so.
What's even worse is that I don't really pay attention for the majority of my classes anyway. My only motivation to go to my classes is so I can do the daily crossword puzzle. My life revolves around eating, sleeping, guitaring, and doing crossword puzzles. Ridiculous.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Tick
Just got back from get my CPR/First Aid Qualifications for Youthworks. I don't wanna start any homework cause I have to leave in an hour anyway so I'm gonna waste some time with this stuff.
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Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Good Old Rock
Just thought I'd share this with the group.
[22:07] MatheMattical: ok?
[22:07] Coopshouse15: ok
[22:07] MatheMattical: ok
[22:07] MatheMattical: here we go
[22:07] MatheMattical: 1
[22:07] MatheMattical: 2
[22:07] MatheMattical: 3
[22:07] Coopshouse15: rock
[22:07] MatheMattical: paper
[22:08] MatheMattical: booyah
[22:08] Coopshouse15: damnit
[22:08] MatheMattical: alright
[22:08] MatheMattical: again
[22:08] MatheMattical: 1
[22:08] MatheMattical: 2
[22:08] MatheMattical: 3
[22:08] Coopshouse15: rock
[22:08] MatheMattical: paper
[22:08] Coopshouse15: fucking rock
[22:08] MatheMattical: booyah
[22:08] MatheMattical: hahahahahah
[22:08] MatheMattical: I win
[22:08] MatheMattical: you drive
[22:08] Coopshouse15: ok
[22:09] Coopshouse15: good old rock...
[22:10] MatheMattical: hahahahah
[22:07] MatheMattical: ok?
[22:07] Coopshouse15: ok
[22:07] MatheMattical: ok
[22:07] MatheMattical: here we go
[22:07] MatheMattical: 1
[22:07] MatheMattical: 2
[22:07] MatheMattical: 3
[22:07] Coopshouse15: rock
[22:07] MatheMattical: paper
[22:08] MatheMattical: booyah
[22:08] Coopshouse15: damnit
[22:08] MatheMattical: alright
[22:08] MatheMattical: again
[22:08] MatheMattical: 1
[22:08] MatheMattical: 2
[22:08] MatheMattical: 3
[22:08] Coopshouse15: rock
[22:08] MatheMattical: paper
[22:08] Coopshouse15: fucking rock
[22:08] MatheMattical: booyah
[22:08] MatheMattical: hahahahahah
[22:08] MatheMattical: I win
[22:08] MatheMattical: you drive
[22:08] Coopshouse15: ok
[22:09] Coopshouse15: good old rock...
[22:10] MatheMattical: hahahahah
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Bum = Hobo
I'm not a swanky Brit, who else refers their ass as a "bum" anyway, its an ass.
"I realize I say Fuck a lot and I'd apologize for that, but I just don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
Colorado is less than a week away, super excited for that. I should be doing a lot of work this week since I won't do any over the break. If I can get some research done and churn out something related to my English essay by Friday I get a complimentary review from my prof.
Missed out on Motion City Soundtrack tonight which sucked, hopefully The Toasters are awesome enough to make up for it tomorrow though. Fuck Ticketmaster by the way. Those Bastards...
This one of the few times I've been up past midnight in a long while. Wierd cause I was up till 1 am almost every night last semester and I had more days with 8 am classes too. 15 credits is a waste of my life.
Things to shop for with all of my spare time:
"I realize I say Fuck a lot and I'd apologize for that, but I just don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
Colorado is less than a week away, super excited for that. I should be doing a lot of work this week since I won't do any over the break. If I can get some research done and churn out something related to my English essay by Friday I get a complimentary review from my prof.
Missed out on Motion City Soundtrack tonight which sucked, hopefully The Toasters are awesome enough to make up for it tomorrow though. Fuck Ticketmaster by the way. Those Bastards...
This one of the few times I've been up past midnight in a long while. Wierd cause I was up till 1 am almost every night last semester and I had more days with 8 am classes too. 15 credits is a waste of my life.
Things to shop for with all of my spare time:
- New hat to start my new fad
- Old bass from a pawn shop maybe
- Recording mic
- Milk enough to last me till Friday
- Hair style? Not really shop for just find, I'm almost debating whether or not to go back to the really short & spikey, it seems to be pretty hip still. As we all know, I'm all about hip...
